Um, is this book for children?
These Books Will Not Help You.
Why hasn’t he called? Why hasn’t he proposed? Maybe He’s Just Not That Into You! (Not posting that book cover because it’s too obvious/yuck)
According to Amazon.com one of the tips in this book is:
“Been Bad While He’s Been Away? Tighten It Up So He’ll Never Know!”
I’m serious.
How can anyone take Suze Orman seriously after that SNL skit about her and her jackets?
The worst of them all. This woman will pretend she’s going to teach you about class but then she’s just going to eat your children.
What is with people wearing leather on the covers of all these books?
Mr. Right can’t find you because you’re sitting at a table with three other women who look even more desperate than you. Is that what you’re trying to say, J.M. Kearns?!?!
I assume one of the rules in this book is “wear lots of tight zebra skin clothing - it’s WILD!”
